Woe is me!
My neighbor’s tree decided to play an April Fools joke on me… and my roof. I was sitting in my living room minding my own business when BOOM!!!!!! followed by cats racing around like lunatics, because, as you know, Bob, cats dislike loud noises and are...Book Club
No drabbles here, no,I was sick and overworked.Sorry about that. âVampire Nightclubsâ? Back in my day, we didnât go to nightclubs. There were pubs, and gentlemenâs clubs that were NOT what you think of when I say that phrase today, dances, the opera, the theater. I...Tongue in Cheek Novel Comps
I’m just joking… unless it makes you want to read my book. In that case, I’m DEATHLY SERIOUS. đ Interview with the Vampire as written by Faye Kellerman A Discovery of Witches for feminist Jews Only Lovers Left Alive but with a mortal wife and pets...Medical Advice
If you take a left turn off the subway platform, youâll find a secret door. The door will open for a gift of silver. Once through, youâll find that youâre outside in a magenta twilight, with lush, fragrant flowers and strange, beautiful animals. Leave them be. Follow...College Roomies
My university roommate smells like a wet dog. I, on the other hand, rush to my classes under an umbrella and stay up all night studying, while she snores. Our suitemate often shows up with dishes of food. We donât know where she got them. I donât eat, of course, but...The End
Their lives are so short. Can you believe that at one point, this was illegal? Emily would have had to carry on with broken hips, trashed kidneys, a heart condition that makes surgical intervention impossible. Emily deserved more than this kind of suffering. Which is...Drabblemania
I’m trying to do daily drabbles, for fun. The definition of drabble that I’m using here is that each one is a little microfiction of exactly 100 words. I enjoy the challenge of making it exactly 100 words, and it’s a fun exercise. So hey, if you want...Under the Sea
Electronics donât work in water. Melusine had a âdry room,â where she kept her Xbox, her computer, her television, her cellphone. The glow from her monitor and a collection of LED lights illuminated the cave walls in blue and green and pink. She would run a nice bath...Adoption Agency
We sat together in the dark, musty office, nervous. The woman across the desk had a wrinkle between her forehead as she frowned at her computer, then back at the papers. âSo, what made you want to adopt a baby?â Her voice was bored, toneless. The keyboard clattered....Subscribe
