Fun with VLFs
Virtual Log Files. Your database’s log file is made up of one or more virtual log files. Our databases have too many. Basically, our LDFs are fragmented. What to do about this? Well, Dave Levy has a script to reduce the number of VLFs, but it’s to run...Jabber Nagios Notifications – Working Again!
I like using non-email notifications, especially when monitoring, you know, email. So I have notifications going out via twitter and google talk. Of the three, the order of speediness is: Google Talk Twitter Email So I was really sad when the google talk...Goodbye, Blink.
I used to do web development. In Cold Fusion, a lot of the time. Cold Fusion is a language with tags that usually start with CF, like “<cf_query>”. We had a customer who kept asking for the text to be bright red, huge, and blinking. (Not for the...Sale! “Ondine’s Curse”
“Ondine’s Curse” will appear in an upcoming issue of the ever-awesome Electric Velocipede. Squee!I am a winner!
I went to the Atlanta PowerShell Users Group tonight. The topic was tips and tricks. My trick was this script, which task scheduler reads to me in the morning. Assuming you use Hiveminder–and you should, because it’s awesome–you only have to edit...Fun with Exchange Management Shell
I’m really digging the Exchange Management Shell. It’s FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Okay, maybe not the whole family. 😉 Short example: someone wanted to know if I could tell them how many emails someone sent in a specific time period. Short answer:...Obituary spam
There is a special circle of hell for people who spam obituaries. As it turns out, I have a modest talent for obituaries. (Also job references, and for the same reason: I’m good at finding unique good things about people and saying them.) Unfortunately, I...I haz a Goodreads listing nao.
I <3 Goodreads. I like categorizing my books and tracking them; it appeals to my unused library degree. Also, much as they suspect, my friends have similar reading tastes. Here’s my author page on Goodreads. Most of the stories are available via the...So, um, I have this friend… *shifty eyes*
So, I have this friend *cough* who had a domain controller that needed a new motherboard. Due to the excitement of the hardware vendor’s tech forgetting to reattach the RAID, then the server no longer recognizing its network cards, and then the tech realizing...Subscribe
