“If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts.”
–Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (A Man Without a Country)

[Note: I found this in my drafts folder and decided to publish it.]

One of the things I do for fun when I’m not slaving over a hot computer is… slaving over a hot computer, writing. Yeah, I know. Sadly, if I share here then I can’t publish it elsewhere, and we can’t have that, can we? (Not if we’re a really driven kith, we can’t!)

Sadly for you, poetry doesn’t pay, so you can have all the stuff that no one would pay me for anyway! Woohoo!

Note: I like haiku.

Gaia’s First Dance

Spinning and spinning
Mama’s elliptical path
Luna joins the dance

Food Party

Randy organizes,
and everyone brings munchies.
Nom nom nom nom nom!

Software Frustration

Token rights evade me.
This software is full of fail.
I want an upgrade.

Microwaved Bacon and Fish

When I rule the world,
there will be no stinky meat
in the cube next door.

I also have some performance/found object art…

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