How Not to Use Linked In to Get a Job

URGENTLY SEEKING WINDOWS SYSADMIN in Baltimore, MD.  Email me your resume.  Recruiter@HouseofMadness.com

  • Plz see my profile –Dumb Schlub in U.S.
  • I am very interested in this position! please see my profile! –Dude in the Middle East
  • Please see my profile. –Other Dude Who Can’t Follow Directions

I AM URGENTLY LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!  Calgon, take me away!  I’m a senior Oracle guru with 200 years of experience and I work for ‘tards.

  • Plz see my profile –Dumb Schlub in U.S.
  • I am very interested in this position! please see my profile! –Dude in the Middle East
  • Please see my profile. –Other Dude Who Can’t Follow Directions

In Active Directory Group Policy, is there any way to restrict printers based on IP address?

  • Plz see my profile –Dumb Schlub in U.S.
  • I am very interested in this position! please see my profile! –Dude in the Middle East
  • Please see my profile. –Other Dude Who Can’t Follow Directions

Unix System Administrator in Tallahassee, FL.  NO SPONSORSHIPS, MUST BE U.S. CITIZEN.  Click here.

  • Plz see my profile –Dumb Schlub in U.S.
  • I am very interested in this position! please see my profile! –Dude in the Middle East
  • Please see my profile. –Other Dude Who Can’t Follow Directions

Which version of Windows Server would you recommend for this particular hardware/application combination?

  • Linux.  😉
  • Plz see my profile –Dumb Schlub in U.S.
  • Linux.  It’s 100% secure and unhackable out of the box, immune to viruses, never needs patching, and very easy to administer.  Much easier than Windows!
  • I am very interested in this position! please see my profile! –Dude in the Middle East
  • Linux.  😉
  • Anything other than 2008 R2 Enterprise means that you are a peon.
  • Please see my profile. –Other Dude Who Can’t Follow Directions
  • This application doesn’t run on linux.
  • Get a new application!  😉
  • Linux.  😉
  • The latest version your hardware and application support.
  • I am very interested in this position! please see my profile! –Dude in the Middle East

I’m just sayin’.

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